It’s A Jungle Out There :30 TV
Michelle Straebler, Writer/Producer
(Open with various animals turning to look at the camera: Leopard, lion, owl, etc.)
IT’S A JUNGLE OUT THERE!
AND WE’RE HERE TO HELP YOU NAVIGATE.
(Hawk flies by with a screech)
WE’LL BRING YOU TRAFFIC INFORMATION
TO SPEED YOUR COMMUTE.
(Elephants slowly march by in single file, followed by a bison stampede)
SO YOU CAN PLAN YOUR DAY.
(Hummingbird happily flits in the sun, followed by komodo dragon elsewhere tasting the rain with its tongue)
WARN YOU OF SIGNS OF TROUBLE!
(Coyote sneaks up on an otter bathing without a care in the world. But suddenly the otter senses danger, whips his head around right before the coyote can pounce, and escapes under the water)
BRING YOU ALL THE LATEST IN SPORTS
(Polar bears in a shoving match)
PLUS TIPS –
TO KEEP YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HEALTHY.
(Cheetah licks her cubs)
STAY AHEAD OF THE PACK
(gazelle bounds through the frame)
WITH OUR PACK.
(Morning show anchors appear and we hear soundbites re: news, weather, sports, and traffic)
“TODAY IN NEW YORK”
(scenes from New York City rush hour commute – trains, taxis, Wall Street, jackhammers)
CAN BE WILD!
(Lion roars, fade)